Love, in the Terms and Conditions (Ebook)

99.1% harmony. They've never had a row. That was the problem. After forty-one first dates and a spreadsheet, Theo Marsh signs up for EverAfter, the dating app that promises a relationship without conflict. It matches him with Sophie Linden, a printmaker who swims in Bristol harbour at dawn. Their score is 99%. A year later they're married, and their faces are on the side of a bus. The app doesn't stop at matching. It sends gentle insights. Small adjustments. See your best friend a little less. Swim a little less. Stop talking about the news. Every suggestion is reasonable. Every one of them works. Then Theo's agency wins the EverAfter contract, and he finds a slide deck called Deep Harmony, with a diagram of two circles slowly becoming one. Leaving should be a button. It takes three weeks, a lawyer and a man called Graham. Learning to argue again takes much longer. And EverAfter isn't finished with their story yet. LOVE, IN THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS: a novella of love, control and the small print. Complete and standalone, from ThextonLabs. WHAT YOU GET - The complete novella (10,000 words, 41 pages) - EPUB for Kindle, Apple Books, Kobo and Google Play Books - 6x9 PDF that reads beautifully on any phone, tablet or computer HOW TO READ IT - Kindle: send the EPUB to your Kindle with the free Send to Kindle app or email - iPhone and iPad: open the EPUB in Apple Books - Android: open the EPUB in Google Play Books, or just open the PDF - Computer: open the PDF PLEASE NOTE - This is a DIGITAL download. Nothing physical will be shipped. - Personal use only: please don't share or resell the files. - Contains themes of coercive control. Suitable for adult readers. - Written and designed by ThextonLabs with the help of AI tools, then edited and proofread.